I return!

I have returned from Texas, and I have a few things to report. Yes everything is bigger in Texas and that includes the SPIDERS! Also I saw no less than 3 scorpions and let me tell you right now scorpions YOU ARE ON THE DEATHLIST. None of you are going to be spared in the coming day of reckoning. Also add another weapon to my list, AN ADORABLE PUPPY. Yes soon I will be getting an adorable Australian Shepard puppy, and if she is anything like my previous dog she will enjoy chasing around and eating spiders. It will be good to have a sentry dog at all times, watching over the spider menace so I can feel safe as I sleep. Remember; stay vigilant, stay brave.