Progress Report

Tonight I have killed many spiders, all of which were of the creepy white body with pale yellow long legs variety. Searching online I have indentified them as cellar spiders. One, however, has gotten away and it bothers me to no end. During my spring break I plan to bug bomb the entire house to curb the spider population, which has been out of control as of late. The random mess and squalor all around my room has clearly become too habitable for the spiders, and it is high time that a serious change was made regarding spider defenses. I am planning a complete room cleaning and sticky-paper application, with spider repellent and web prevention powder. If its a war the spiders want, it is a war they shall have.