Spider War

For most of my life, I have been fighting the spider war. Literally, a war against any and all spiders than I encounter. Anytime I see a spider, I kill it. I hate every single spider on earth and want them all to die. They are miserable creatures that deserve death, I kill them without pity or mercy. From this day foward I will log my ongoing war against the spider menace. For too long man has lived in the shadow of creepy ass spiders, walking around in our rooms, biting people, and generally webbing up the place. I emplore every able bodied man, woman and child to band together to end the spider threat once and for all.